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posted on October 06, 2009 by Cheryl in Boobs Videos
10. You're too pretty to do porn.
(So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?)
9. Your vagina must be really worn out.
(Mine isn't nearly as bad as your mother's after pushing such a giant idiot
like you out of it.)
8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women.
(Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign?
And my birthdate?)
7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________?
(Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping
your cause.)
6. Wow! You're so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos
. (Obviously your mother didn't teach you anything and it is called Photoshop.)
5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week!
(OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to
shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.)
4. I could do porn.
(No, you couldn't. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT
audition you!)
3. Are those yours?
(Well, I paid for them.)
2. Do you think you are going to hell?
(Discussing religion with a porn star will get you as far as discussing porn
with your grandmother ... just don't try it.)
1. I wanna take you out on a "real" date.
( I did not realize all my other ones were imaginary.)
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posted on August 14, 2009 by Cheryl in Boobs Videos
Rocco participates in an alcohol research that requires him to drink shots of mixed alcoholic drinks while having his blood pressure taken. The reason for the study is to prove that alcohol affects the stress hormones while being put through various stress related situations. Angelina, becomes frustrated by the fact that her patients blood pressure never rises. Determined to make her theory true she takes advantage of the intoxicated patient by sucking on his cock. In the end she gets the results she needs.
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posted on August 13, 2009 by Cheryl in Boobs Videos
Best Friends Cody and Savannah talk about their respective sex lives and come to the conclusion of trying a swap when they find out they are each into the other's mate. Their respective husbands are at first apprehensive, but eventually agree to it in order to make their wives happy.
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posted on August 12, 2009 by Cheryl in Boobs Videos
Keiran Lee is about to go under the knife for a vasectomy because his wife is tired of having babies. While his dick was under local anesthesia, Dr. West and Dr. Lomeli went a step further in patient satisfaction and gave him the ride of his life to make sure he was not gonna make a sacrifice of his cock by snipping it.
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posted on August 12, 2009 by Cheryl in Boobs Videos
The illusive Ass Burglar is bouncing around town stealing everyone's valuables and Keiran's precious jewels are next on her list. However, the Ass Burglars voluptuous curves were to big to go around Keiran's top security and as a last resort she ends up using her gorgeous ass as a diversion to escape.
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