One thing is for sure: none of these top 50 big boobs celebs are going to need a body double … nor, for that matter, a wet-nurse if they have kids!

The busty stars who have made it to MILF status are my favorites. No silicon enhancements needed in the days of Pam Grier, Helen Mirren and Susan Sarandon. And I still can’t forget the first time I saw Mimi Rogers unleash her amazing all-natural celebrity rack in the skintastic movie Full Body Massage. Damn, little Tom Cruise could have got lost in that titanic cleavage when he made Mimi his first wife. What a way to go!

Not that the new generation of big boobs stars don’t put up some worthy competition. Alice Eve, Kelly Brook, Eva Green and Alexandra Daddario can claim their free motorboat or tit wank anytime they wanna give me a ring. Make it a weekday though, girls. At weekends, I’m usually a little busy!